H - We have a large garden. Why do we need more produce?
K - We can rescue the good things and distribute them around the greater metropolis of Ebor.
H - Good thinking 99. May I borrow your mining helmet light? I see some beautiful melons here.
K - Yes, let's save those from going to waste! We should take photos of all of this and post it for the world to see how much good food is simply thrown out.
H- You are not simply a dumpster diver. You are a Dumpster Diva!