Hooked up Civics with "fart mufflers" reign supreme on the streets.
The girls are known for getting pregnant by the age of 14 and having 2 kids by age 17. Bottom line people, along with Essex it is the arm pit of BalCo.
BalCo resident: oh man stay away from that dump
newbie: why? what's wrong with it?
BalCo resident: when instead of having "welcome to Dundalk" sign, you have a "you are entering Dundalk, a no prosititution zone" sign, you know that place has problems.
newbie: ewww, what a trash dump!
Source: BalCo, BalCo, Murrland
Popular Dundalk hang outs are the Zu and Howards Pub, which on any given night, entertain you with some of Dundalks finest getting into brawls over mistaken facial expressions or a Dundalk whore showing up to the bar with her new babydaddy to make 3 or 4 other babydaddies jealous.
Devoid of good dental and linguistics but full of leg-spreading sluts and exciting new STD's, Dundalk is a place you never want to experience.
Hunt Valley guy 2: I got off on 695 East accidently and drove through Dundalk.
Hunt Valley guy 1: Dude, burn that shit. Now.
Dundalk bar slut: Oh my gawd, Tommy! Dat guy in da South Pole shirt just sed scuse me and shit and I dint move- FUCK HIM tryin to walk an shit- an he said it 'gen and kepp goin!
Dundalk loser guy: Man fuck dat! Fuck dat asshole, fuckin'wit my bitch an shit walkin and movin thru the Zu like he owns dat shit. I'll kill his ass. He best not step!
Dundalk bar slut: Yea, baby, fuck 'im up. And get me another Miller Lite can when yur dun. Fuck dat.
Noted people : Kevin Clash of Turners Station, Inventor of Elmo.
Rudy Gay, NBA player.
Calvin Hill, NFL running back and father to NBA player Grant Hill.
Michael S. Kearns of Old Inverness, 1st man to parachute over all 7 continents.
Buckey Lasek, Pro Skateboarder.
E.J. Pipkin, a member of Maryland State Senate.
Dundalk Guy: "Shit, I have 53 numbers on speedial to get gaunj in any area at any time."
Perry Hall Guy: "Shiiiiit."
Howard County Kid: "Those kids look like they're from Dundalk, lets fuck with them!."
Dundalk kids: "Nigga please, all I gotta do is blow this whistle and Rudy Gay will fly from the sky and smash yo ass."
Newbie: "Eww what's that smell?"
Resident:"Welcome to Dundalk,hon!
Me: Hey, I lived there for 13 years back off!!
Guy: I love Dundalk so much, im glad i live there
Guy 2: Ew dude why, its so gross
Girl: look out for the gypsies
Ghetto Gurl: YOUR CALLIN' WE FAT?! GURL, I WILL RIP THESE EURINGS AND DAT RATS NEST OUTTA YOUR HAIR SO FAST YOU GONE NEVER TALK TO A GURL AS FINE AS HELL LIKE ME AGAIN IN DUNDALK. I DONT CUR IF YOUS OLD, BACK OFF GRANDMA.