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57.
"usa",property of the ministry of defense, usa
this is our planet! the all-american-earth! get off our planet you foreign aliens! or we will use our wmd´s on you!
автор: nuketheworld 20 апреля 2003
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58.
Earth, n. A destination.
"Pluto wants to get Uranus on earth, Venus."
автор: REAL AMERICAN VETERAN 30 апреля 2005
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59.
A place where all the aliens stop on their way away from the super nova that exploded and will kill us all in 10 years. We haven't seen it but they have because they can travel faster then light.
Alien kid: Dad, i got to potty, we need to pull over.

ALien dad: Okay son, Earth's just two stops over, we can eat lunch there too.
автор: Elite 2 декабря 2003
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60.
God's left nut.
автор: Christopher LaRock 28 июля 2003
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61.
A big round lump of crap floating in space
Mars - Hey Mercury i need a piss
Mercury - Yah, me too. Should'nt have drank that last beer
Mars - Can't wait for the toilet, i'll just have a piss on earth
Mercury - Same thing
автор: hahaha 22 июля 2003
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62.
Where George Dubya Bush isn't

What America Control(Capitalist Bastards)
Watch him everytime hes on TV thats a good example or just look at him He doesnt know what anything is at all
автор: baz 9 августа 2004
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63.
A monumentally painful shit
I need an earth
автор: Tommy D 4 ноября 2003
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