Person 2: Yeah, what do you do?
Person 1: Oh, I'm the CEO of a large corporation. You?
Person 2: Cool, I'm one of the leaders of MS-13.
Yeah, didnt she just graduate from columbia university?
Yep. Now shes going to usc in california. Thats so great.
magnet kid: oh, is that you? it's been years! what have you been up to? i wrote an oscar winning screenplay!
ghetto kid: oh i'm still trying to graduate 8th grade and i am a hobo with a shotgun on the side.
Adult 2: Yeah I know. What's your job?
Adult 1: I'm a teacher at Blair HS.
Adult 2: Cool, I'm a part time rapist and a part time prostitute. Man, Eastern taught me good,
Adult 1: (WALKS AWAY)