One can immediately identify an Emo Pirate captain by the presence of more makeup and tighter pants than the other males. Legendary captains like Sadbeard and Jack Scarrow have been known to possess the infamous "double eyepatch," where both eyes are completely covered.
If one is confronted by an Emo Pirate, the best choice of action is to direct a can of bear spray into the bare eye. In the event of being out of bear spray, simply scream "YARR, matey!," and run.
Normal Individual: "YARR, matey!"
Unlike emos, these pirates would cut other people, not themselves.
This race extension of emo often go to private schools and have rich parents, but love to believe that they are worse off, so get depressed for no reason and download crap music of the internet.
These individuals download pirate copies of songs by various different un-tallented hardcore bands (of coarse only a couple of songs from one album) and consider themselves hardcore fans of these bands.
Emo Pirate 2: Well lets go spend it on jelly bellies and then download some music.
Emo Pirate 1: Wow! Thats a great idea. Lets listen to *Emily by From First to Last* for the 8999th time while we do it.
Emo Pirate 2:Great Idea, we can do it on my new 5000 dollar computer.
Emo Pirate: Awww, it's okay Emo Ninja! You can borrow my cutlass and pretend suicide and then we can snog and completely undermine the great conflict of Pirates Vs Ninja!
Emo Ninja: YAY!!!