Wife - Baby I'm so happy we're finally married.
Husband - Yeah sure. It's Great, isn't it.
Wife - Ok, you know I saved myself for you. It's time for you to be honest with me. Baby, how many women have you had sex with?
Husband - Hmmm, I've?...........enough.
Person 2: "Yeah man, she was enough."
Person 1: "I know, I wouldn't mind a bit of that."
Person 2: "Nah bro, you can't get her, your face is mash-up."