This fail stands alone at the very top of The Fail Scale:
This is the most dramatic and epic fail of all fails.
Matt: That's an epic wintacular.
Correct: Steve: Dude. I just picked up a totally hot girl last night.
Matt: That's great man.
Steve: Yeah, except for the fact that when I woke up, realized that it was actually my mother.
Matt: Dude, epic failtacular.
Steve: Yeah, I know.
2). Steve: Hey dude, I got Hannah Montana Tickets for next weekend.
Matt: EPIC FAILTACULAR.