Euphonium player: It would have been better but the trumpets egos got in the way!
Euphonium players are to cool to practice, but cause they play the Euphonium it sounds like sex.
person #1 "wow that song they just played sounds like sex"
person #2 "yea cause the Euphonium section is playing every part"
euphonium section: we can! we can!
Euphonium Player: *face palm*