Acronym of "Facebook Pity Party," a regularly
occurring event on your newsfeed wherein people post
status updates to either elicit sympathetic responses or indirectly express to the world that they are feeling
"The last 8 statuses on my newsfeed have
been FBPPs. What the fuck is wrong with everyone?"
"Yeah, they've got Facebook and internet access. Probably doing a lot better
than most people in this world."