Fat Girl Drama.
This is the petty, stupid drama that fat girls create to attract attention. It often revolves around food and/or alcohol.
I had a friend bring one of her old friends out one night. When the hambeast
tried to buckle her seat belt in the back seat, she couldn't do it. She then flipped out, crying, screaming that it was a piece of shit and the seat belts didn't work and to stop the car. We had not even left the parking lot yet. This was a brand new car, seat belts worked fine BTW. That was some classic FGD.