you wear during a shortage of underwear
, when you haven't done laundry
in several weeks or months. Usually characterized by lack of elasticity, holes (usually large and awkwardly located), stains, and typically are at least 5 - 10 years old. In some
cases soccer shorts, underwear
of unknown origin, thongs, bathing suit bottoms, or 'granny panties' can be considered
, but do not necessarily meet the above criteria.