n. and v. The act of synchronizing
coughing and/or flushing with
an upcoming, potentially noisy fart in order to merge
the sounds and avoid judgement from others when exiting. This usually happens
in public restrooms or thin-walled
done by females, although
it is done by males when there is female within hearing range, fearing it might be a turn-off.
the hell, Daisy flushed three times already.
2: Yeah, that's her fart-camouflage.
a waste of water.Dude
1: You ok man? Heard you coughing back there.
2: Yeah man, I was fart-camouflaging
-- Daisy gets turned off by my farts.