1) Falling off bridges.
2) Getting pushed off bridges.
3) Breaking bridges and therefor falling into the water.
4) The Jerry Springer show
Skinny person 2: Yeah I heard there was a flood in Paris!
*Both of them laugh*
Fat guy from Paris: Latz' nowt fahny.
*Both skinny people push him into a bridge*
and on the internet,and at work, and on the street, everywhere. its a tradition that will never die.
guy 2: LOLOLOLOL that was fuckin halarious! and remember when i put a pic of that fatass in the swimming locker room on 4chan and facebook? LOLOLOL now every1 knows him!
guy 1: gotta love fat people