Oh my gosh, fellas! Look at the kaboose on Sally. I dare say it's five nine quality SHIT! Blah-DOW!
For a geek, "five nines" means 99.999% uptime for your server, less than five minutes per year. For humans, it's something that's just over the top good all the way around with a big exclamation after it.
Did you see that movie with Val Kilmer? It's fivenines.
Your car rocks, it's fivenines.
Urban dictionary? It's fivenines.