true it has some boring nights but no other town is like fp.
typical day/night in floral park: wake up late from a severe hangover trying to remember what the fuck happend last night,get pizza from village,go home and get ready for that night, have village once again, go for a beer run at mertle without showing any id and have a nice chat with frank, go to one of the many open houses, get drunk and/or high, maybe you'll even see anette walking uptown or eating at wendys and by the end of the night you're probably passed out and you somehow get home.
if you're lucky you wont have any run ins with officer fat-ass.
guy2: sorry i dont remember it
anette: yes, yes it was ill
floral park owns.
#1-what'd you do yesterday?
#2-drank, hung out, went to town, then wendys, then just walked around aimlessly, you?
#1-haha i did the same.
ps: whoever wrote that comment aboce should go fuck themselves your just jelous because your sober on the weekends and have nothing better to do.
-Yes, kids start drinking in 8th grade (not when their 8 or even 5, like I've heard).
-Yes, people do smoke A LOT (starting in 9th-10th grade)
-Yes, we do have a lot of nail salons and bars.
-Yes, we do have really good cops that keep us safe from the homies in elmont and south floral park.
-No, we don't think we live in the OC.
-No, we don't have crazy emo people.
-No, we don't consider ourselves black.
-We're just Long Islanders who mind our own business (and who pay higher taxes then some rich ass people in the Hamptons) so if you got a problem with us, fuck off and just don't come here then.
Guy from Garden City - "We got more money than you go back to your poor ass 'hood'."
Guy from Floral Park - "Why don't you go cry to your mommy before I kick your ass there."