Four Loko got its name because it sends the person who consumed it into FOUR STAGES OF CRAZY:
Stage 1: Tipsy (loud, might stumble, laugh)
Stage 2: Drunk (embarassing, stumbling, slight slur)
Stage 3: Wasted (heavy slur, falling, hitting on fat girls)
Stage 4: Black Out (no ability to speak, vomiting, waking up next to a fat girl, memory loss)
Thank you to our "South of the Border" friends for inspiring such an amazing drink.
Caution: Men should not consume more than 3 at the most. Women should not consume more than 1. Although 12% alcohol content is not extremely high, the crack that is injected inside the can after bottling is finished sends your brain into a Fiesta you are sure to never remember.
Garcia: " Ay ya ya, I don't know buddy, that shit fucked me up last time. Remember? I went home with the donkey girl"
Pedro: "Si senor. I think I am going to get some. I want to find a girl like donkey girl"
Garcia: "Ay dios mio!" (Oh My God)
WSU, UW, GON, (+ any other college in WA): "god dammit CWU...GTFO!!!"