A term originating from the famous medieval surgeon Roger Frugadi (who removed bladder stones by sticking a hand up the patients anus) that can replace just about any word
Adam: "Hey Ben, I'm gonna punch you in the face"
Ben: "Omg Adam, why would you say that? You're such a Frugadi!"
Ben: "Arg the computers here are so slow!"
Adam: "I know, they're such Frugadis"