in the rare instance
of the morning after a one night stand you awake at their
place and find yourself
alone, with no ride home, so in spite before
beginning your long walk
of shame you rearrange their
furniture. Such as turning their
entertainment center backwards, stuffing pillows and blankets in the dishwasher, and putting their
in the shower.
*It should be noted that
the effort and severity
of the changes are directly dependent upon how drunk you still are.
**It should also be noted that
it's best to first come up with a good excuse to use if said one night stand should suddenly walk
in with breakfast
for you both while your trying to fit her coffee table
into the bathroom.
IE: Collin explained, "I woke
up at her place the next
day and she was already gone. That bitch left me with no way to get home
so before I started walking I Fung Shwayed her. She's still probably trying
to figure out how I fit her mattress
and bed-spring out on the balcony."