2. (n.) A grown man with the intelligence and charisma of a 5 year old boy
3. (n.) A incredibly clever, yet clinically retarded human
4. (n.) An insult that implies the insultee is any of those listed above
1. chokes on a pretzel
2. cannot control his two alcoholic daughters, but is given control of a nation
3. cannot pronounce most words in the English language properly (ie. Nuc-u-lar)
4. pauses in speeches like there's no tomorrow
5. has subjects that shoot people in the face
6. scores below 200 on his/her SATs
7. is a warmonger
8. is a horrible administrator
9. is hypocritical
10. abuses cocaine
See also bush
Torch: Whazza matter you?
Slash: I just choked on a pretzel.
Torch: What a silly little G dubs.