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Garner is a guy who you can trust with your life. He's sexy as hell, a great kisser, strong, smart, funny, and all around perfect. He may have some questionable habits, but he'll make it up to you by giving you the best sex of your life. #roughisright Anyone would be lucky as hell to have this guy as a friend, boyfriend, or in their life at all.
Garner is the nicest guy!
Yeah, he let me smoke for free!
автор: squadonfleek 1 января 2015
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Technically there can be two meanings, a garner can be someone who is mentally lost in a mystical realm. This person loves wizards, fairys and goblins. A garner can also be very dumb. This person is cocky and thinks they know everything. They lose every argument they EVER get into, has little to no knowledge about sports.
Hey look a new lord of the rings is out, I bet garner will be first row.

Hey what's that guys deal he is horrible at life, he is a garner give him a break
автор: Murder block 3 Hunna no mercy 25 марта 2014
The process of being a total bender and playing computer games for eight hours straight
Person A: I might pull a Garner
Person B: Bender, why do you wunna play 8 hours for
автор: cranford69 9 марта 2010
A Justin Bieber look alike who smokes more ganja than Weezy. You can't even tell when they're high.
Dude, did you see that garner at the party? He was higher than a mother fuckin' pelican.

I was so garner yesterday that I woke up today and thought it was yesterday.
автор: 420deewdub 3 апреля 2011
A direct alternative for fail.
'dgarner21 commits suicide.'
AndyPrendy: Ah! Epic Garner!
автор: Prendy 4 июля 2010
A twentysomething who abruptly becomes unnaturally conservative for their age.

The term derives from the Australian title ('Suddenly 30') for the Jennifer Garner film '13 Going On 30'.
She's become a real garner lately; don't expect to see her out on a weeknight.
автор: Jonomatopoeia 28 февраля 2008
Garner is a guy who you can trust with your life. He's sexy as hell, a great kisser, strong, smart, funny, and all around perfect. He may have some questionable habits, but he'll make it up to you by giving you the best sex of your life. #roughisright Anyone would be lucky as hell to have this guy as a friend, boyfriend, or in their life at all.
Garner is the nicest guy!
Yeah, he let me smoke for free!
автор: squadonfleek 1 января 2015

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