A rare sexually transmitted disease whose main symptom is the spontaneous combustion
of one's genitals
. In some cases, this can be more dangerous to those around one with
. For example, a woman with
may, in some cases, create a flamethrower with
her vagina, injuring those nearby. A man with
will, in most
his dick catch fire and in seconds be consumed by flames where
he will then be sent to the underworld to await eternal punishment. There is no cure as of yet for Genital Combustion
, but our nation's top minds are spending the taxpayer's money to find
one. To avoid catching Genital Combustion
, it is advised that you stay away from
poorly cleaned genitalia. Also, if the genitals
smell anything like roasted almonds, it is advised that sexual activity not be performed. For more information on Genital Combustion
, light you genitals
on fire and tell
us how it feels.
Tiffany: I heard Stacy got Genital Combustion
Suzy: Oh boy, better stay away from her.
Margret: I wondered how her neighbor's house burned
Tiffany: Why am I friends with you three again?