Gisborne is on the east coast of New Zealand and is famous for having beautiful surf beaches, NZs shortest river and many a pot-smoking dole bludger.
Also home to Rhythm and Vines every New Years Eve and the origin of the word Bro.
Inhabitants often have sense of Gisborne's superiority to surrounding townships, particularly Romsey, Lancefield, Sunbury and Woodend. Justification of this superiority is debatable.
John "Pfft. No way. Romsey's a hole. At least Gisborne has a train station!"
maori: sup ow u knw wea I can get a dolla bag in gisborne ow ?
other maori: yeah g all ma cuzys own da meth labz g I can hooks u up g.
example 2 :
maori girl to her friend : ow look at that bitch g shes with a hot as guy how dat ugly bitch get him g we shuld knock hur right owt ma cee ?
friend to maori girl : yeah ma cee hu duz dat bitch thnk she is cumin go g-town and take all our boys thatz us ma cee lets gang her