An absurdly flamboyant gay man that
is either unaware or still
in denial about his sexuality and either way doesn't realize that
it is abundantly obvious to every other human being except Terri Schiavo
"What is Mitch doing
with a girlfriend? That kid's gayer than teletubby figure-skaters."
"yeah...it's a pretty severe case of Glass Closet Syndrome."
"Well, you cant blame a guy for trying. What's the girls story?"
"...oh, she's just retarded."