Usually accompanied with a zip-up hoodie, Dickies pants and Chuck Taylor shoes.
This person's perception of the world is pessimestic and/or sarcastic. Approach with caution because he's probably a jerk and think's he's much cooler than you, square.
Johnny: "Don't worry about him. He's just a glasshole."
Me: If we go down there and pound on his face do you think it will distract him from the game?
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