A title given to the person deemed the biggest bitch of a particular circle of friends. Originating from the ex-New York Islanders goalie with the same name (who was the epitome of mediocrity...and is a huge bitch), it is technically open to all parties, though it must be retained by Andy Scott it at all times.
Andy: "Fuck, guys! Watch it - that hit me in the face!"
Paul: "Uhh, it's a ballon..."
Andy: "Whatever, you don't understand! I have glasses!"
Julien: "Ok, Glenn Healy."