A large, clumsy individual
with no real direction or motivation in life. Activities associated with this individual
include, but are not limited to, sleeping in late, practicing polygamy, lying
on the couch, having
each meal of the day delivered
to their home, goating
, paying friends
to write homework assignments for them, and always having a $100 bill on the outside
of their money clip in an attempt to impress women.
**Not to be confused with its more athletic and ambitious cousin, the Glondoor
Glondore) "Mom, my credit card was just
declined! What's going on?"
Mother Glondore) "You've been cut off son. You're 24 years old and it's time to get a job."
Glondore) "Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" (While beating chest)
1) "Where's Glondore? It's almost 2:00pm..."
2) "He won't be up for a few more
Semi-attractive young girl
walks in house:
1)Who was that?
2)Not sure. Looks like she's headed
to Glondore's room.