Child: Mom, why does that man have such a big nose?
Mom: Don't stare, he's just a dirty grossenbacher.
Child: Father, why is their no food in our home?
Father: Because those damn grossenbacher at the bank wont loan me any money.
Frank: Ahhh, what is that scent in the air?
Joe: Oh, my wife just took some grossenbachers out of the oven.