Sporting event in which lewd, lascivious, and otherwise slutty
hoes compete in events such as the Burmingham Bootie Call, Ho-Vault, and Dirty Sanchez. Prizes include a tube
of pink glitter lipstick, cell phone skins featuring cartoon characters
(such as tweety bird in a bikini), 22" rims, halter tops and an assortment of false eyelashes. Winners are determined by pimps, losers get choked.
<Steve> Hey Bill, are you going watch the HOlympics on ESPN this weekend?
<Bill> Yes, looking forward to it, Steve. Did you see Cherry Pie in the Ho-Vault prelims last
week? She's great at handling that pole.