How Habbo Babies Dress Like
-Blue or Pink Clothes
HabboMom: No I want an HC baby
HabboMom: Sorry. No cutie.
Baby: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa WAAA
Me: SHUT UP STUPID BABY
Me: ***beats with metal pole*********
Baby: Mwommy hwe bwienf mean! waaaaaaa waaaaaaa
Kedo: Gives me a ban message
Me: Did i hurt them in real life? no dumb habbo babies
Alot of them claim to be 'newborn' which is incredible seen as their parents must have thrown them in the gutter the moment they are born, or died during birth
Classic baby uniform:
Hair: Bunches for girls or BALD
Top: ALWAYS a hoodie, god knows why (can be any colour)
Bottoms: Shorts or a skirt
HC parent: Awwwwwr! hey chick! :D
Baby: *Wavesh a chwubbeh hwand*
HC parent: *scoops u up in my arms and holds u close to me*
Baby: *Sways fwirst ever word* Mwamma!
HC parent: AWWWWWWWW! FUCKIN AWWWWWWWW!!
Me: shut up u two complete virgins *smashes babies head against wall*
Baby: WAAAAA! WAAAAAA! *cwries ickwe hweart out*
HC parent; =O dont be so mean to her! she is only a little baby! *protects ma lil dharlin*
Me: no she isnt! she is ur age! maybe OLDER! why dont u all grow the fuck up and get lives!!!!
Normally Wear: Hoodies (Pink for girl, Blue for boys)
Shorts Or Skirt
And many girls have bunches of hair
and claim to be newborn.
(Habbo baby enters adoption room)
Baby: *Fwalls Dwown On Pwuffeh Nwappeh And Swucklesh Thwumbeh*
Parent: (Thinks) Ahh what a cute child let me adopt him/her.
Parent:Hey Sweetie Can i Adopt Yooh?
Baby: Nwo, Woo Scwaree
(Baby Walks Up To Hc)
Baby: *Swuckles Thwumb Cwutely* Ewwo Pwetty Lwady
They dress like:
Hair- Bald, or pigtails for girls
Chubby faces with little pink noses
Hoodies (reason- for girls, they have no breasts, boys-no idea)
Shorts or skirt
I usually adopt them, then i'm really mean to them. Sometimes they cant stick to being "babies".
Me: Hello little girl, are you newborn?
Habbo Baby: Wessy
Me; Do you need adopted?
Me: Well, too bad sucka! *hits with baseball bat*
Baby: WAAAAAAAH (10 times)
Me: Ewww, what an ugly baby
Mom: It's okay honey
Baby: *sits in your lap and cries*
Me: Pathetic baby *shoots baby*
Baby: *Kicks to floor* Ha ha
Me: Your the most pathetic baby i've ever seen!
Baby: Will ywou adwopt mwe?
Me: Sure sweetie
Me: *kicks you down stairs*
Me: *Jumps on you*
Baby:Mwummy! Stwop! *whacks mummy*
Me: You're crap at pretending to be a baby!
(baby gets kicked)
Watch out for baby-looking habbos that speak like: Ewwo how aw wuu?.
BE CAREFUL - SOME ARE MORE THAN HABBO BABIES
(Baby comes in)
Non-hc girl: Aww can I adopt you please?
Baby: Nwoo Mwe Nweed Bwetter mwummy. Mwe Nweed HC mwum
Non-hc girl: Okay then
Baby: (to Hc girl) Cwan Wuu Awdopt mwe pwease
Hc girl: Okay then sweetie
Baby: Yway! (FURNI! I'm getting furni)
Baby: Mwummy me need fwurni
Mum: No (Kicks baby)
Baby boy: (goes up to Hc girl) Will Wuu Adwopt mwe pwease
Hc Girl: No Bobba off
Baby: Will wuu adwopt mwe NOW?
Hc Girl: Yes'My'Sweet'pea. I will be your slave and mum
(Picks up baby and hugs) <<< DUN DUN DUN! :o
Baby: Cwan wuu gives me swowm cweds?
Mum: Yes my little pumkin of a son
(Trades and puts 500 creds in box)
Baby: Mwummy wure the best
Mum: No you are
(Gives more creds)
Mum: Now those 246 collectables I have...
Hc girl: Whats the matter
Baby: *Lwookies awt lwady wieth bwig ewes*
Baby: Will wuu adopt mwe
Hc girl: NO I NEED A HC BABY OKAY?
(baby Whispers to hc girl)
Baby: I will kweep twying two add wuu and 'Waa' untill wuu adwop mwe
Hc girl: Okay then hunnie
Baby: mwummy iwts mwy biwthday!
Mum: Happy birthday *Gives birthday cake*
Baby: Wat? Nwo Pwesent?
Mum: No you can't expect me to
Baby: I'm gwoing bwak two adwoption mwe nwo lwike wuu
Hc-boy: Whats the matter dahlin
Baby: mwe have no mwummy ow dwaddy
Hc boy: I'll adopt you
Baby: Yway Owk
Hc Boy: And if its your birthiday - heres 34 creds
(A week later)
Baby: (pretend to be older) Im leaving dad
Baby: I got creds, Im hc and thats what i came her for
(Leaves and deletes as friends)
HAIR: Girls: Two pigtails
TOP: Hoodie, ANY colour. Please don't ask WHY they wear a hoodie.
BOTTOMS: Shorts or a miniskirt
SHOES: Bunny slippers
I usually deal with them by
a) being incredibly mean to them in the adoption centre or b) being all nice in the adoption centre, taking them home and torturing them.
NOTE: Do NOT attempt to comprehend the Habbo Baby language without an expert at hand.
Habbo Baby: -TwoddleshOverTwoohPwettyWadyAndSmwilesh-
Me: -steals shoes, bangs baby's head on the wall and slaps-
Habbo Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -Cwies Icklesh Hweart Out-
Me:Get a life, loser
Habbo Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
(Then I get banned from the room. Oh well-its worth it >:) haha)
Habbo Baby: Hewwosh
Me: Oh hi hunny!
Habbo Baby: Will woo adwoptesh mwe?
Me: Of course!Accept friend request.
Habbo Baby: Yay!
**AT MY HOUSE**
Me: -shaves ur hair off-
Habbo Baby: waa ur hurting mwee :(
Me: Shut up! -cuts a slit in ur leg-
Habbo Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Me: Pathetic! -slaps-
Habbo Baby: Mwummy I hwave swomefing twooh twell wooh, and its swo swad I dwont knwow hwow twooh sway it :'O
Habbo Baby: I dwont wantesh twooh bweeh wur chwild any mwore:'( Bwecwause wu hwurt mwe and bweeh mween twooh mwe :'(
Me: SAD!?!?!? That's the best news all day! Good riddance! -craps on u and chucks u in2 da gutter with all the green slime-
These experiences actually HAPPENED to me,believe it or not! Stupid habbo baby noobs