Noun- In anticipation of an important social event (IE- party
, wedding, taking a new profile
picture, etc) the generic douche bag
spends an impressive
amount of time grooming
his or herself, covering their locks with an unending mixture
gel, hairspray or styling mousse in an attempt to get the perfect look, only to become increasingly frustrated with their failure and have to wash
their scalp thoroughly
and start from scratch.
Person 1: "Jesus bro
, I've been
waiting in the car for forty-five minutes, how long does it take for you to get ready?"
Bobby: "Gimme a break
man, I've got to look bitchin' tonight. I've just screwed
up my 'do for again, I'm gonna have to have another hairdo-over and get it right.