2. A small town, where everyone is friendly, yet fake.
3. Everybody knows everything in 10 seconds.
4. # 1 in teenage pregnancy in Florida. Number 2 now, but we're fighting for the top!
5. A place that you want to get the hell out of as soon as you graduate! If not, it sucks you in and eats you alive.
James: Hardee County.
Sally: *laughs hysterically* Sucks to be you!
(or, more often):
Sally: Where the hell is that?