You: Best Buy in Boca Ration
Caller: Oh man I bet there's tons of-
You: Yep. Hats everywhere, man.
Caller: Oh well at least you're not at Wal-Mart in Lauderhill, it's like fucking Toronto over here if you know what I mean.
Hat - A cunt, busybody, someone who is generally annoying.
Plural - Hats "what a group of fucking hats."
Go fuck yourself hat.
Fuck me whats wrong with you? are you a hat?