A power tool that resembles a table saw, but, if you look closly-er you will realize it is just a bunch of recycled Chinese Newspapers, eyelashes and bottlecaps that are molded into a form of a table saw. If you bought this table saw I've got 2 words for you: "Rookie Mistake." This is the chick version of a table saw and that chick would also have to be dumb.
"Damn my Haussmann table saw won't even cut through MDF!"
"Why did my one-legged Grandmother buy such a shitty tablesaw"
"I really enjoy using my Haussmann to cut carrots, celery and the occasional potatoe fry"