A power tool that resembles a table
saw, but, if you look closly-er you will realize it is just a bunch
of recycled Chinese Newspapers, eyelashes and bottlecaps that are molded into a form of a table
saw. If you bought this table
saw I've got 2 words
for you: "Rookie Mistake." This
is the chick
version of a table
saw and that chick
would also have to be dumb.
"Damn my Haussmann table saw won't even cut through MDF!"
"Why did my one-legged Grandmother buy such
a shitty tablesaw"
my Haussmann to cut carrots, celery and the occasional potatoe fry"