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A cuter word to say 'have'
I haz cookie.
автор: Naowwzz. 22 сентября 2009
An unfunny, overused alternative spelling for "have". Typically used by teens and/or retards who believe it is clever.
Teen: "Can I haz that gun?"
Me: "Sure, lets HAVE you aim for your empty frontal lobe."
автор: Adulty 8 января 2011
A word generally replacing and tense of have (have, had, has). It can as well be used before any verb or auxiliary verb. It may also be spelled as "has."
I haz a blanket.

I haz a Halo collector's helmet, but my roomate stole it.

He haz a blanket.

I haz can do it!

I haz jumped over the blanket.
автор: Sen4lifE 23 января 2010
A shortening or nickname of the last name Hazzard
Moo: Where's Haz today?
Some Cow: The r-tard probably slept in again.
автор: ninedone91 7 сентября 2007
retort, response to hi, has, what, now, snug
автор: noixz 15 января 2009
A game which is to envolve a group of Jamicans rapping around in a circle. Participants are to take their turn and to throw all kinds of insults at each other. Usually, this game is to be played during lunch time to impress young school girls. This game is named after a champion rapper called "Haz" who invented this game to encourage Jamicans to show off thier talents. Unfortunately, he died due to excessive sex practice from all the young girls he got after his rapping games.
Whites: "I wish I could become a Jamican so I can play haz with all the sick kunts!"
автор: keke 19 апреля 2003
a common mistype of Hax, specifically in gaming, due to the "x" and "z" buttons being next to each other, making it prone for mistakes with fast typing. some people will purposly use this in place of "hax" or "hacks".
oh em geese, haz... NUB!
автор: Terry64_69 10 ноября 2006

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