A very overweight girl, that typically wears pink and/or zebra-striped
skintight outfits that grossly display
fat rolls from every imaginable place (and some unimaginable). She will also usually hang posters of "Twilight" in her work space, and is more often than not a devout Belieber. As a co-worker, she is loud, obnoxious, and extremely lazy, and hates even having to lift
a finger to press down
on a stapler.