noun 1. A piece of peculiarly oleaginous canine
excrement of an adhesive disposition that is trodden on whilst
unwittingly walking in the public places that is not noticed
until it is transferred to the cuffs of your trousers and then enmeshes itself
in the tread of your shoe such that after the offending event itself
an awful realisation that a foul
stench accompanies you wherever you go and is removed, with great difficulty, by a stick aided by jets
of water under great pressure which, of course, causes all of your trousers to become inundated.
2. Any similarly unpleasant event akin
to getting dog shit on your shoe.
3. Any really
stupid person who thinks they
are a great entrepreneur who has dangerous
economic fantasies who causes bankers and other
lenders to willing suspend their disbelief leading to the loss of a shit load of other