One who is of hidden "Hebrew" descent. In other words
a "Closet Jew". Tends to portray Jew's in an obscene
manner, but secretly cry's at night sucking on a dradle shaped pacifier holding the Tanakh close to heart. One who claims to be an excellent Madden player, but in all actuality puts
Curse on all that oppose
him, causing the game to be rigged. Note of Caution: If there is a Hendrickx around
hide your wallet and all virgin male anus's, for they tend
to flock to money and male backside's. Found mostly in Canada
and parts of the U.S. (e.g. Minnesota)
"Man he was really bashing those
Hebrew gentlemen, But his last
name was Moses. Ill bet he is a real Hendrickx."
"Hey, who put the Sheeny Curse on Madden. DAMN IT HENDRICKX!"
(Person 1)"I heard there was a penny on the ground
out front of Surfside Bar."
(Person 2)"Not anymore, there's a Henrickx there."