Formally known as Hillsboro, is a high school located in Hillsboro, OR. The Spartans are known for their terrible athletics, and suck at everything they do. The school recently produced a Division-1 All-American football player back in 2010, which is now THE only thing they can brag about and be proud of. Over the last 2 years, the high school's football team has gone 0-20 overall. Hilhi is 1 of 4 high schools in the city and is unanimously agreed by the entire state of Oregon as "The shittiest high school you can ever go to."
Glencoe: "Alright guys! Lets see who can drop the most points on Hilhi this year!"
*11 weeks later*
Glencoe: "So how'd you guys do this season? We scored 50 points on the Hilhi Spartans"
Newberg: "71.. Hey I think we won!"