Hoop slap is like a happy slap, except you do it with your anus. The hoop slapper must first relax
their anus muscles just enough to be able to slap their friend round the face
with it when they're least expecting it, resulting in them being
repulsed and humiliated, yet left breathless
from the shock and rolling around the floor with laughter because they didn't see it coming!
Slapper: *approaches from behind* Hey gurl...
Victim: Hey you, whats up! *turns around*
Victim: *gets hoop
slapped* Oh what the hell! Hahahaha. I'll get you next time!