Harold: "We haven't gotten there yet... I think I may have rabies."
Kumar: "Yo dude, how were Katie Holmes' tits?"
Goldstein: "You know the Holocaust?"
Goldstein: "Picture the exact opposite of that."
Rosenberg: "Boy do you need a girl..."
Kumar: "Hey guys, if you got the yellow fever there's a rockin' asian party down at Princeton."
Goldstein: "Dude I got the yellow plague! There's nothing sexier than a hot asian chick! Asian tits, I wanna squeeze them!"
*Goldstein attempts to grab Harold's breasts*
Harold: "Stop, don't do that, I'm really woozy... I think I have to go to a hospital."
Rosenberg: "You should go to Beth Israel."
Goldstein: "We gotta hit up this asian joint."
Rosenberg: "No we don't! We got to go to Hot Dog Heaven! No more detours along the way, c'mon!"
*they walk off to their car to finish their brave journey*
Kumar: "I'm tellin' you, hit up the asian party!"