The act of finishing
the act of fellatio by quickly placing
the orifice of one's penis
in one of the partner's nostrils and then ejaculating freely, with the streams of ejaculate acting as the 'tongue' of the 'Hungry Aardvark' searching for edibles.
1: So, how did that
date go last night?
2: Fucking lame. As in, Rosie O'Donnell on P90X lame.
1: Oh, gawd, what happened?
2: Motherfucker pulled a Hungry Aardvark on me, and I've been
blowing white boogers all day as a result.