1 - Uses Linux
2 - Believes other employees exists to serve him, not the other way around
3 - Has told the cofee holder joke to friends/family
4 - Has unhealthy hatred of Microsoft
5 - Smug beyond belief
Typically straight of college. Often was a nerd in high school but not smart enough to major in engineering in college.
Not to be confused with code monkeys which actualy produce software and services the company can profit from.
"No, we don't have any more monitors for the design people. Why? Because we need them here in IT so we can get more work done (a.k.a. play WOW on one of them while checking e-mail on the other)."
Joe: "I don't know Frank he looks like he is I have never seen him around the call center."
Frank: "I think he is because he keeps on passing by and he looks real geeky with the glasses and all that gel in his hair. He's probably getting us in trouble with Danny the supervisor."
Joe:"He's probably not let me go ask Danny. Nah he's not from IT, he's just a new agent that looks like an "IT GUY".