Only an Ife would be prepared to take on that task.
Ives infected person (while showing ridiculous Pine Bluff bicep tattoos): "Girl, I'm from PINE BLUFF!!!!!"
Innocent bystander: "Dude, I think he has the Ives"
Currently there exists three versions of this shitbag - IFE5, IFE6, and IFE7 -- all of them are non-compliant with each other. MSFT is now busy creating another of them -- IFE9!
Dude 1: Internet Fuckin Explorer, dude!