2. Connor wright
3. Iggy Ironic is a myspace whore with a big ego and a small dick. He tries way too hard, just so he can look like a huge faggot. Haha. Just like a typical faggot, Iggy Ironic will throw a hissy fit when he doesn't get his way.
Iggy: Brandon, can I suck your dick?
*Iggy Ironic proceeds to suck his lover's dick for ten hours*=
Symptoms of this illness are:
Sudden, uncontrollable urges to;
Get on myspace,
Endlessly photoshop said pictures,
Look up emo hairstyles on the internet,
Suck Brandon Brackett's dick,
Join retarded groups on myspace,
Hang out at the mall with other emos,
And suck Brandon Brackett's dick
If you have experienced ANY of these symptoms, get help IMMEDIATELY. Iggy Ironic is a very serious illness that is not to be taken lightly, and if left untreated it can become deadly.
Person 2: "I had Iggy Ironic for about 3 years, and then I had my first child. After I had her, the doctors told me, 'Your baby has Iggy Ironic'. And of course I was terrified and felt horribly responsible. She is only one year old and already has an addiction to myspace."