Edison- Lets create a device that produces light, without burning oil!
Ford- In later news, two man geniuses create quite possibly the most revolutionary device to date
Edison- Really bro?
Tom- Bro lets make a spaceship and go find hot alien babes to...
Brady- In later news, two young men were arrested today and brought up on charges of conspiracy, apparently planning to blow up a major US landmark
Tom- Your such a douche sometimes, you know that?