Lancelot (dropping monocle in his caviar): "No!! Has he passed on?"
Helena the rich woman: "Worse, dearest one! He has moved to... (30 second pause) INDIANOPLACE!!!!"
(Both gasp in terror. Organ music. A guy in overalls shucks corn in the distance ominously.)
Indianapolis is making valiant efforts to reinvent itself and has received national recognition for many of its developments. But it has a long way to go before being considered a hip place and a world-class city that it calls itself, for some reason. Yes, it has made improvements but may never shake off its image. You can't help your geography.