...but you decide to sit down on the toilet JUST in case. 95% of insurance shits usually end in something productive, and can save you from the ever-embarrassing shart.
Rick (cont'd): HOLY DICKSWEAT THAT WAS AMAZING!!
Roll: Okay lemme tr-...wait...wait...nope, I've gotta take an insurance shit.
B: "Dude, I'm not sure if I have to fart or crap so I'd better go take an insurance shit just in case"