The lapse of time that passes when on the internet, such
as when using social networking
or watching porn. The Internet time lapse coincides with the Suction Seat
, when the user finds that
what he/she thinks are minutes passing end up being hours passing.
was watching some intense German
janitor fetish porn while
were out for the day, but he entered the Internet time lapse; his parents
came home and found him sitting in a trance in front of his computer, staring at a German woman thrusting
her mop up Adolf Hitler's ass.
Aude - Dude, where
are you? You were supposed to meet me at zPizza like 3 hours ago!!
Jacques - Oh shit, sorry Aude...I was on Facebook and entered the Internet time lapse.
Aude - Faggot.