A inventory thinker is a person who gathers and stores a collective of unoriginal ideas, words, and/or expressions, while being
unable to think upon the originality
of those concepts on their
own. A inventory thinker thrives off of self-gratification and popularity as a means
of collecting from their
environment. A inventory thinker loves to throws
around recycled phrases, information, or insults for whatever
experience from doing
so. A inventory thinker thinks of themselves
as witty and clever, while demonstrating the complete opposite. Behaviorally, They
are most likely to bandwagon things that they
don't put much research or thought into. They
are considerately ignorant. They
would most likely scour Urban
Dictionary attempting to collect existing ideas for themselves
are also found vastly among the religious.
Inventory thinker: "Hey guys, we should
all donate to Kony 2012!"
Response: "Why should
we do that?"
Inventory thinker: "Because it's supporting a cause, we get freebies and shit"
Inventory thinker: "You're a stupid mouth-breather"
Response: "That's supposed to be an insult? Aren't scuba
Inventory thinker: "God is going to punish you because you drink beer, and the Bible says so"
Response: "Good to know...say, where's the nearest bar around here?"