ivy league girl two- wow our counclers are so fattt
ivy league girl three- WOW THEY WONT LET US DO ANYRTHING WE SPEND 8000 DOLLARS FOR THIS FREAKING CAMP WE SHOULD GET WHAT WE WANT
ivy league girl four- "i wonder what the sexy seven is wearing tommorro"
ivy league boy - THIS CAMP SUCKS
Brad: Dude, I don't give a fuck.... *sips beer*
Sir Elton Newton: Hahaha, very amusing. What college do you attend my friend?
Brad: University of Texas....*sips beer*
Sir Elton Newton: Hahahah, I go to one of the most prestigious Universities in the land.
Brad: *sips beer* I don't give fuck.
Sir Elton Newton: Hahaha, I bet you wish you were me don't you?
*Brad punches the shit out of the Ivy League fag, then bangs his girlfriend*